Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Give the Frog a Loan


A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller ...

Opportunity always knocks at the


Opportunity always knocks at the least opportu...

The hardest thing in life


The hardest thing in life to learn is which br...

There is no problem a


There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.

You can't guard against the


You can't guard against the arbitrary.

Hanson's Treatment of Time:


Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never e...

Anything that is designed to


Anything that is designed to do more than one ...

Repetition does not establish validity.


Repetition does not establish validity.

Thoreau's Theories Of Adaptation:


Thoreau's Theories Of Adaptation: 1) After mo...

Goebel's Law Of Product Introductions:


Goebel's Law Of Product Introductions: A futu...

The Vacuum Cleaner CEO


The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impati...

Don't let your mouth write


Don't let your mouth write no check that your ...

There is no such thing


There is no such thing as instant experience.

There are no winners in


There are no winners in life...only survivors.

Eagles may soar, free and


Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels n...

When it gets to be


When it gets to be your turn, they change the ...

Afternoon: that part of the


Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worry...

A dog names Sales


An American earned some bonus from his work an...

Experiments should be reproducible.


Experiments should be reproducible. They shou...

Always remember to pillage BEFORE


Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:


Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem: Ev...

Forbes Top List


Every day I get up and look through the Forbes...

If things were left to


If things were left to chance, they would be b...

Good humour


Wanna know a good joke??
LOok in the freakin ...

Do whatever your enemies do


Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.