You're not drunk if you
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor w...
Business Jokes
The more an item costs,
The more an item costs, the farther you have t...
Any time things appear to
Any time things appear to be going better, you...
A committee is twelve men
A committee is twelve men doing the work of on...
I have never found, in
I have never found, in long experience, that c...
Allen's Distinction: The lion
Allen's Distinction: The lion and the calf sh...
A short line outside a
A short line outside a building becomes a long...
A little humility is arrogance.
A little humility is arrogance.
Practical people would be more
Practical people would be more practical if th...
The chaos in the universe
The chaos in the universe always increases.
No good deed goes unpunished.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stu...
If you do not know
If you do not know what you're doing, do it ne...
Ralph's Observation: It is
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let a...
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerf...
An ounce of pretension is
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of man...
Excellence can be attained if
Excellence can be attained if you care more th...
The farther away the future
The farther away the future is, the better it ...
Elton jonny
What does Philip Christy and Elton John have i...
It is later than you
It is later than you think.
If you have always done
If you have always done it that way, it is pro...
Flo Capp's Observation: The
Flo Capp's Observation: The next best thing t...
One of the greatest labor-saving
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions to...
I disapprove of every conspiracy
I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am...
Progress may have been all
Progress may have been all right once, but it ...