A pipe gives a wise
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fo...
Business Jokes
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
If some people didn't tell
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never kn...
The "think positive" leader tends
The "think positive" leader tends to listen to...
We sometimes get all the
We sometimes get all the information, but we r...
The number of people watching
The number of people watching you is proportio...
Do someone a favor and
Do someone a favor and it becomes your job.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An ob...
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
All the world is a
All the world is a stage and most of us are de...
It is easier to take
It is easier to take it apart than to put it b...
History repeats itself. That is
History repeats itself. That is one of the thi...
The one who says it
The one who says it can't be done should never...
If a listener nods his
If a listener nods his head when you're explai...
All things being equal, all
All things being equal, all things are never e...
Green's Law of Debate:
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible i...
If facts do not conform
If facts do not conform to the theory, they mu...
Meade's Maxim: Always remember
Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are a...
To get something done, a
To get something done, a committee should cons...
People specialize in their area
People specialize in their area of greatest we...
Extremes meet.
Extremes meet.
Always listen to experts.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell what c...
Ability is like a check,
Ability is like a check, it has no value unles...
Absolutum obsoletum. (If it
Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out ...
Anyone who is popular is
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.