You never want the one
You never want the one you can afford.
Business Jokes
Beware of a tall dark
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his ...
The simplest subjects are the
The simplest subjects are the ones you don't k...
If there is light at
If there is light at the end of the tunnel...o...
Experience is what you get
Experience is what you get when you were expec...
If it doesn't make sense,
If it doesn't make sense, it's either economic...
No two identical parts are
No two identical parts are exactly alike.
Poor and dumb
Yo mama so poor ,when i rang the doorbell at y...
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge'...
For every credibility gap there
For every credibility gap there is a gullibili...
Information travels more surely to
Information travels more surely to those with ...
Gordon's Warranty Law: All
Gordon's Warranty Law: All warranty clauses e...
It is not true that
It is not true that life is one thing after an...
Corporate America in the 90�s
1. You�ve sat at the same desk for 4 years and...
In order to get a
In order to get a loan, you must first prove y...
Hairlip paratrooper
Halfway thru bootcamp the hairlip calls home t...
It's always the wrong time
It's always the wrong time of the month.
Blondine
How many blonde jokes are there?
Just one.T...
A little ambiguity never hurt
A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
Putt's Law: Technology is
Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two ty...
There is absolutely no substitute
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuin...
Only them as knows their
Only them as knows their own...knows.
Ozman's Laws: (1) If
Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do ...
Cooke's Law: In any
Cooke's Law: In any decision situation, the a...
If anything is used to
If anything is used to its full potential, it ...