Of two possible events, only
Of two possible events, only the undesired one...
Business Jokes
Life can only be understood
Life can only be understood backwards, but it ...
You can't get here from
You can't get here from there.
Things are more like today
Things are more like today than they ever were...
A committee is a group
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and ...
We all want progress, but
We all want progress, but if you're on the wro...
Interchangeable parts won't.
Interchangeable parts won't.
The two greatest causes of
The two greatest causes of system failures are...
Wasting time is an important
Wasting time is an important part of living.
When the going gets tough,
When the going gets tough, the smart get sneak...
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasi...
Left to themselves, things tend
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad...
Have you flogged your crew
Have you flogged your crew today?
It's difficult to work in
It's difficult to work in a group when you're ...
Never kick a man unless
Never kick a man unless he's down.
You won't skid if you
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
Everything tastes more or less
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
Whatever happens, look as if
Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
The man who can smile
The man who can smile when things go wrong has...
Cop-out number 1. You
Cop-out number 1. You should have seen it whe...
How all careers end
How careers end... Holy people are disgraced. ...
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what...
On successive charts of the
On successive charts of the same organization,...
Universal Technical Document Units Law:
Universal Technical Document Units Law: Chara...
Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always
Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich at...