Business Jokes

Business Jokes

The colder the X-ray table,


The colder the X-ray table, the more of your b...

Finagle's Rules: 1) To


Finagle's Rules: 1) To study an application b...

Money on Trees


Q: Why doesn't money grow on trees?
A: Becaus...

Hruza


Tim Hruza is so ugly he looked out the
window...

Drummer problems


A musical director was having a lot of trouble...

For every problem, there is


For every problem, there is a neat, plain solu...

Buy Buy Buy!


A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny s...

Bobby's Motto


I have a small mind-and I'm prepared to use it!

He who hesitates is not


He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles f...

Credit Request


An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order hou...

Money is better than poverty,


Money is better than poverty, if only for fina...

The best way to lie


The best way to lie is to tell the truth, care...

If you are not the


If you are not the lead dog, the scenery never...

When working toward the solution


When working toward the solution of a problem,...

Many quite distinguished people have


Many quite distinguished people have bodies si...

Floral Mix Up


A new business was opening and one of the owne...

Blondes and Money


Q: What do you call a prostitute that doesn't
...

Federal Employee Evaluation


1. Works well only when under constant supervi...

Beware of one who works


Beware of one who works hard to learn somethin...

Any smoothly functioning technology is


Any smoothly functioning technology is indisti...

According to the official figures,


According to the official figures, 43% of all ...

Usefulness is inversely proportional to


Usefulness is inversely proportional to its re...

If there is a possibility


If there is a possibility of several things go...

Good Agent?


The agent for a beautiful actress discovered o...

Goebel's Observation On Utopia:


Goebel's Observation On Utopia: If everyone b...