Business Jokes

Business Jokes

A donkey is a horse


A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

Chipped dishes never break.


Chipped dishes never break.

If you want to get


If you want to get along, go along.

If everything is coming your


If everything is coming your way, you are prob...

You have the capacity to


You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. ...

Carlson's Consolation: Nothing is


Carlson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a comp...

Calkin's Law of Menu Language:


Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of ...

Nothing is as temporary as


Nothing is as temporary as that which is calle...

The telephone will ring when


The telephone will ring when you are outside t...

Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law:


Rhode's Corollary To Hoare's Law: Inside ever...

A good scapegoat is hard


A good scapegoat is hard to find.

To know yourself is the


To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggre...

Incompetence knows no barriers of


Incompetence knows no barriers of time or plac...

Grabel's Law: 2 is


Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even f...

Never leave hold of what


Never leave hold of what you've got until you'...

Finagle's Law Of Military Superiority:


Finagle's Law Of Military Superiority: The big...

There has been an alarming


There has been an alarming increase in the num...

No real problem has a


No real problem has a solution.

Government's Law: There is


Government's Law: There is an exception to al...

When the product is destined


When the product is destined to fail, the deli...

Perhaps your whole purpose in


Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply t...

There is no problem so


There is no problem so large that it cannot be...

It's not how good your


It's not how good your work is, it's how well ...

Barber's Community Service


A Barber commited a crime, and had to go befor...

The easiest way to find


The easiest way to find something lost around ...