Business Jokes

Business Jokes

A short cut is the


A short cut is the longest distance between tw...

Complex problems have simple, easy


Complex problems have simple, easy to understa...

Nowlan's Theory: He who


Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only...

Happiness is merely the remission


Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Never needlessly disturb a thing


Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

When you starve with a


When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starve...

I have run out of


I have run out of sick leave, so I'm calling i...

Army Axiom: Any order


Army Axiom: Any order that can be misundersto...

Aiming for the least common


Aiming for the least common denominator someti...

Ducharme's Axiom: If you


Ducharme's Axiom: If you view your problem cl...

Demian's Observation: There is


Demian's Observation: There is always one ite...

You remember to mail a


You remember to mail a letter only when you're...

In any household, junk accumulates


In any household, junk accumulates to the the ...

Weinberg's Corollary: An expert


Weinberg's Corollary: An expert is a person w...

Any issue worth debating is


Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding alt...

One good thing about repeating


One good thing about repeating your mistakes i...

For every action, there is


For every action, there is an equal and opposi...

Adding manpower to a late


Adding manpower to a late software product mak...

The only time to be


The only time to be positive is when you are p...

Never play leapfrog with a


Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

A conservative is a man


A conservative is a man with two perfectly goo...

Don't force it, get a


Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

Zall's Laws: First Law


Zall's Laws: First Law - Anytime you get a mo...

Never go to a doctor


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have ...

First Law of Socio-Genetics:


First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not ...