Definition of an elephant: A
Definition of an elephant: A mouse built to go...
Business Jokes
Don't be irreplaceable; if you
Don't be irreplaceable; if you cannot be repla...
The office happenings
Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to ...
He who dies with the
He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
Some come to the fountain
Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drin...
H. L. Mencken's Law:
H. L. Mencken's Law: Those who can, do. Thos...
Quality assurance doesn't.
Quality assurance doesn't.
Build a system that even
Build a system that even a fool can use, and o...
When you are sure you're
When you are sure you're right, you have a mor...
Work Aptitude Test
Take the prospective employees you are trying ...
One of those days?
One of those days? I have one of those lives.
The trick is to stop
The trick is to stop thinking it is 'your' mon...
Ancient Money
Was there money on the Ark?
Yes:The duck had ...
When you are in it
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your ...
I will get it done
I will get it done when I get it done!
The sun goes down just
The sun goes down just when you need it the mo...
Never ask the barber if
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or ...
If the probability of success
If the probability of success is not almost on...
Ability is a good thing
Ability is a good thing but stability is even ...
One test is worth a
One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
looking busy
Generally, this will not be a concern until yo...
Persons disagreeing with your facts
Persons disagreeing with your facts are always...
Make three correct guesses consecutively
Make three correct guesses consecutively and y...
Please do not steal, the
Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition!
Buying Shoes
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a ...