Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Why worry about tomorrow?


Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it ...

Just about the time when


Just about the time when you think you can mak...

Too light for heavy work


Too light for heavy work and too heavy for lig...

Just about the time when


Just about the time when your income gets to t...

How all careers end


How careers end... Students are degraded. Elec...

Stress relief


One day at the office, Joe was sitting at his ...

Peter's Principle: In every


Peter's Principle: In every hierarchy, each e...

How all careers end


How careers end... Mathematicians are discount...

A theory is better than


A theory is better than its explanation.

Learn to be sincere.


Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake...

For every action, there is


For every action, there is a corresponding ove...

Everything east of the San


Everything east of the San Andreas fault will ...

Any improbable event which would


Any improbable event which would create maximu...

If guns are outlawed, how


If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the li...

Guitar Player


What's the difference between a guitar player ...

Say no, then negotiate.


Say no, then negotiate.

The more vital your research,


The more vital your research, the less people ...

Creativity is great, but plagiarism


Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Instead of calling in sick,


Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tel...

Anything good in life is


Anything good in life is either illegal, immor...

You can't push a rope.


You can't push a rope.

Real programmers don't grumble about


Real programmers don't grumble about the disad...

It is when you trip


It is when you trip over your own shoes that y...

Never argue with a fool,


Never argue with a fool, people might not know...

A coup that is known


A coup that is known in advance is a coup that...