Fresco's Discovery: If you
Fresco's Discovery: If you knew what you were...
Business Jokes
Nolan's Placebo: An ounce
Nolan's Placebo: An ounce of image is worth a...
The tasks and chores that
The tasks and chores that get rewarded, get do...
Barker's Proof: Proofreading is
Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effectiv...
Never volunteer for anything.
Never volunteer for anything.
If at first you don't
If at first you don't succeed, redefine succes...
Bierman's Laws of Contracts:
Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given...
The one you want is
The one you want is never the one on sale.
If more than one person
If more than one person is responsible for a m...
You cannot kill time without
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
If you cannot dazzle them
If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baf...
Brooke's Law: Whenever a
Brooke's Law: Whenever a system becomes compl...
Wet manure is slippery.
Wet manure is slippery. - OSHA discovery
There is no safety in
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything ...
If you do a job
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck w...
The yoo-hoo you you-hew into
The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the...
Drinking At Work
Reasons for Allowing Drinking at Work
1. It's...
To steal ideas from one
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; ...
A bird in the hand
A bird in the hand is dead.
There are only two forces
There are only two forces that unite men, fear...
If it is worth doing,
If it is worth doing, it is worth doing for mo...
The meek shall inherit the
The meek shall inherit the earth, but only aft...
Useful work phrases
USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind ...
Bad Interview
A man went to apply for a job. After filling o...
Glyme's Formula for Success:
Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret to su...