Bush Jokes

Bush Jokes

Bush and bin Laden


Commonalties between Bush and Bin Laden (from ...

There's a stamp on it.


Q: How do you know if George W. Bush personal...

Bush says stupid things:


'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?...

Underestimated America


"The folks who conducted to act on our country...

Busy working


1) Bush gets endorsement from cast of Chico a...

BUSH CAN'T PUT PUZZLE TOGETHER


Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George. "I...

George Bush visits a school.


Wondering how his popularity was among the chi...

So why doesn't he just use his toes?


So why doesn't he just use his toes?
Because ...

Souls of Americans


"I think we're making progress. We understand ...

Bush At The Airport


George W. Bush was standing in an airport lobb...

I'm a patient man


"I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patie...

Message of Mass Destruction


Well, after receiving the message, the directo...

John Thune


"John Thune has got a common-sense vision for ...

A young ventriloquist


A young ventriloquist got the gig of a lifetim...

What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionair


What do you call Bush voters who aren't millio...

Public speaking


"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor Ge...

I need to be able


"I need to be able to move the right people to...

Republican


"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republic...

Person's stuff


"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we...

To wash out his mouth with soap.


Q: Why did Barbara Bush run to her son's side?...

Mitchell process


"There's a lot of people in the Middle East wh...

George Bush on his upbringing


George Bush on his upbringing- "Our parents we...

SADDAM HUSSEIN MEETS GEORGE BUSH


Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in B...

We take you now to the Oval Office


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happeni...

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