"I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country
lay. It lays in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must lay in our
pocketbooks. It lays in the willingness for people to work hard. But as
importantly, it lays in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life,
all political parties, that are willing to say, I want to love my neighbor. I
want to make somebody's life just a little bit better." �George W. Bush, April
11, 2001
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