Message of Mass Destruction


Well, after receiving the message, the director of CIA rushed to Bush's office
and a top urgent meeting was called. The experts from CIA and FBI were all
convinced that the message had something to do with the date and time of the
next terrorist attack. However, none of them was able to decode the message.


Faced with the possibility of an imminent attack on the nation, Mr. Bush was
getting more and more mad and hysterical by the moment. He picked up the message
again (not aware that it was upside down), read it and collapsed with a heart
attack.


The next day, all major newspapers around the world ran the news on the front
page with the headline "MESSAGE OF MASS DESTRUCTION".................

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