A young ventriloquist got the gig of a lifetime and was asked to perform at a
gala party at the White House. With his dummy on his knee, he began going
through his usual routine, which included a few standard political jokes.
In the middle of the performance, George W. Bush stands up and declares:
''That's enough! I refuse to sit here and listen to a cynical portrayal of
politicians as stupid, corrupt, dishonest, soul-less, bought and paid for
puppets of corporate special interests. It's insulting and I will not hear
another word of it."
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