Bush Jokes

Bush Jokes

Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff


George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chi...

We have a firm commitment


"We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a p...

George W. Bush and the Jews


President Bush call in the head of the CIA and...

How they manage the news


A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't ...

POST TURTLE


While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 9...

Bush and a jigsaw puzzle


Cheney gets a call from his "boss", Bush.


"I...

Coma Recovery


Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?"
Nurse: "You...

George W. Bush, at a White House


"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin La...

Bush and education


"Education is not my top priority."


"Educat...

Bush's heart rate


The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate i...

You wave at him.


Q: How do you get George W. Bush out of a tre...

COLLEGE DAYS


George W. Bush was talking to some of his advi...

Make the Pie Higher


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This ...

George W Bush Discount


Looking for savings this holiday season? When ...

Bush and the family:


"I know how hard it is for you to put food on ...

Bush & Hitler


Q. What is the difference between Bush and Hit...

To be with his family!


Why did President George W. Bush go into a gor...

McCain-Kennedy patients


"I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confi...

3 Sharks


3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about th...

Rebel without a clue!


Q: What do you call George W. Bush in a leathe...

Poor puppeteering.


Q: Why does President Bush have so much troubl...

I promise you


"I promise you I will listen to what has been ...

Bush announced


"President Bush announced tonight that he beli...

I love the idea of a school


"I love the idea of a school in which people c...

Bush believes homespun unions are a sin.


Q: Why are all marriages now illegal in the US...