Coma Recovery

Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?"
Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma."


Patient: "How long was I in a coma?"
Nurse: "Ten years"


Patient: "Wow... Who's President?"
Nurse: "Bush"
Patient:


Patient: "How's the economy?"
Nurse: "Lotta layoffs"
Patient:


Patient: "Who else is in the White House?"
Nurse: "Cheney and Powell"
Patient:


Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?"
Nurse: "Yep"


Patient: "HOW long was I..."
Nurse: "Ten years"