There was two little boys in the hospital ready to
undergo surgery. (lets call them Jimmy and Billy) Jimmy asks
Billy,"What are you in here for?" Billy answers,"Im going to get
my tonsils taken out." "WOW," says Jimmy, "my sister got her
tonsils taken out and she had to eat ice cream for a week." Then
Billy asks Jimmy,"What are you in here for?" Jimmy replies,"Im
going to get circumcised."So Billy says,"Oh no, my parents told
me i got circumcised when i was born, and i didn't walk for a
year."
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