There are two sperm and they're swimming and swimming and
swimming for what seems like forever. They're starting to get
tired and one sperm says to the other, "Do you think we should
pull over and ask for directions?" The other sperm replies,
"Naaaahhhhh, we can find it."
So, they keep swimming. Finally, they see another sperm, who's
almost dead and decide to stop and ask for directions. They ask,
"Do you think you can help us get to where we are going?" The
almost dead sperm says, "I'll try, where ya going?" The two
sperms reply, "Well, we're trying to find the fallopian tubes so
that we can try and fertilize the egg."
The almost dead sperm just starts laughing. The other two sperms
look at one another, somewhat confused, and ask, "What's so
funny?" The almost dead sperm finally regains his composure and
replies, "Well, you guys have a long way to go...you're still in
the esophagus."
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