The Disabled Swimming Race

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no
arms the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.


They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in
the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the
guy with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the
bottom.


Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He
can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he
decides he had better dive down to rescue him. He picks up the
head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the
side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and
spluttering.


Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts, "Three
facking years I've spent learning to swim with my Facking ears,
then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming
cap on me."