Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Grenade 2


Q: What do you do if a blond throws a hand-gre...

Across the creek


A blonde yelled across the creek to another bl...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disc...

Three Blondes on an Island


There were three Blondes on a tiny Island. The...

Three blondes and a building


Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
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New blonde paint


Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It's...

The Blonde Coyote


Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a le...

Whine


What do you call a basement full of blondes?
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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?...


Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


Because ...

Three people in a plane


thier were three people that jumped out of a p...

Blondes


onces there was a blonde who went to the docte...

Changing Light bulb


Three blondes are attempting to change a light...

Puzzle


Q: Why did the blonde date hunters?
A: Becaus...

Mailman's last day


It was George the mailman's last day on the jo...

There's writing on the white-out.


Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been us...

The Girls go camping


There are 3 girls, a brunet, a red head, and a...

Spare Key


One day a husband was chiding his beautiful bl...

Red


One day a blonde got tired of being made fun o...

Bus stop


What do u call 5 blonds at a bus stop?


_(a w...

Blonde State of Mind


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of i...

Near Death Experience


Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a ne...

Speeding ticket


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding a...

First class


A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in ...

Mixed Up Blondes


How do you know when a Blonde has had a mixed ...

Dating


Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

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