Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?A: Blow i...

Vegetable garden


Q: where do blondes go to meet their relatives...

Blondes on walls


Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?? To s...

Mind telling me the time?


BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?...

Pack their lunch and send them to work.


Q: What do blondes do with their areoles in th...

You're single


Abe is a new arrival at a retirement community...

Blonde in the store


One day there was a blonde that walked into th...

Our Stupid Apartment


Two blondes realize that their apartment is on...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just fo...

Open the Door


A blond got really drunk at a bar near his hou...

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?


What did the blondes right leg say to the left...

Chinese laundry man


This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is f...

What do you get when


What do you get when you cross a blonde with B...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking lea...

drinks on the house


Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
...

drive way


Q: how do you keep a blond at HomeA: build a c...

In a bowling ball


What's the difference between a blonde and a b...

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?


Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She g...

In a recent survey of 100 blondes, 90% said...


In a recent survey of 100 blondes, 90% said th...

A blond and a coke machine


there was a blond and she walks up to a coke m...

Jigsaw Puzzle


John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, B...

It takes too long to retrain them.


Q: Why should blondes not is given coffee brea...

Desert Island


A blonde was stranded on a desert island so sh...

TV and the blonde


What does a TV and a blonde have in common?
A...