Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Round trip


Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?


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Blondie Gets A Haircut


A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's...

skydiving team


What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?...

Why did the deaf blo


Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?...

A Disease


A young man went to a party and met a very att...

How do you drown a blonde?


Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirro...

Blonde Miracle Diet


An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for ...

A blondes bad day


what is a blondes idea of a bad day?
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Blonde Baby Delivery Question


A young blonde comes home from school and asks...

Don't Eat the Brown Ones


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies...

Ice-fishing Blonde.


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen ...

Dumb teacher


what do u call a teacher who smokes dope u cal...

How is a blonde like a halogen headlamp?...


How is a blonde like a halogen headlamp?


The...

Blonde Swimmer


There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead ...

Keeping fit


An overweight blonde went to see her doctor fo...

Redlight


What goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh?...

A.M. Radio


Question: What happened to the blonde who boug...

Dictionary for women


Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are sh...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes...

Hunting trip


There was a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead....

How to get to the other side


There were these 2 blondes that were walking o...

Dent repair


A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in ...

Blonde in refrigerator


How do you tell if a blonde has been in your r...

Convertable


A blonde and a brunette are hijacking a conver...

A good dumb blonde joke


one day a brunnet a redhead and a blonde were ...