Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Lost Hunting


Two blond boys were hunting. After a few hours...

whats the difference


whats the difference between a blonde and a br...

Handicap Zone


Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? ...

Blonde goes camping


Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping tri...

fence


Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?...

Firing Squad


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were prepa...

New inventions by blondes.


The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sungla...

How do you plant dope?


Bury a blonde.

Blondes change a lightbulb


Three blondes are attempting to change a light...

Shoulder pads


How do you kill a blonde?


Put spikes in thei...

A blonde decides one day that she is sick...


A blonde decides one day that she is sick and ...

A Blonde's tragedy


One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her ...

Suicide Blonde


A blonde was about to commit suicide by jumpin...

Blonde Brain cells


What do you call a blonde with one braincell?A...

Car Dimmer Switch Modification


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Best For Dinner


Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?


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Island


There are three woman on a island and land is ...

A round of drinks


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a...

Potatos


A blone, a brunette, and a red head, were runn...

A dictionary for women


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Drinks For A Blonde


How do you get a blond on the roof?Tell her th...

Coke machine


There was a beautiful young blonde who was goi...

Roofing


Two blondes were roofing a house. One would pu...

The Miniskirt


One day, a blonde decided to wear her new mini...

Dumb blonde


What is plastic and preppy ?


A: a barbie doll