Two blond boys were hunting. After a few hours, they realized
they were hopelessly lost.
The first boy said, "I heard somewhere that if you fire a shot
into the air someone will come to your aid."
They fired one shot but nobody came. They fired again and again,
to no avail. Starting to panic, the first boy said, "Try one
more time."
His friend replied, "Okay, but were almost out of arrows."
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