Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

From the Movies (part 2)


Things You Learn From the Movies! (part 2)


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Elderly Blonde


Shortly after the 911 emergency number became ...

Blonde at Starbucks


A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A ...

How Do You Get A One Arm Dumb Blonde Out Of A Tree


How do you get a one arm dumb blonde out of a ...

There stood two blondes, one on each side...


There stood two blondes, one on each side of a...

Brains


Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend...

Turtle


Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in commo...

Scale A Fence


Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fen...

The microwave


a blonde walks into big lots she goes to the c...

Noticing a blonde


Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on ...

Tower


farther christmas a dumb blonde and a smart bl...

Cheer


Q: What's the blonde's cheer?


A: "I'm blond...

Awkward Elevator Ride


The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Mi...

English Channel


A blonde woman competed with a brunette and re...

Guy Difference


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...

A Blonde's Dream


One day a blonde kept having the same weird dr...

Green Side Up!


A woman decided to get her house re-painted. ...

WENT HUNTING!


THERE WAS THESE 2 MEN AND A BLONDE.ONE DAY,THE...

stupid blonde


how many blondes does it take to screw in a li...

Oooucch!!!!!!!


How do you know a blonde has a bad day?she's p...

"Thanks for the refill!"


Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her...

Blonde Painter


The blonde was broke and desperate. She knocke...

Burglary


Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked...

What's in the bag?


A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a s...

Good Cook


Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook...