a blonde walks into big lots she goes to the check out and asks can i buy this microwave the cashier says no we dont sell to blondes.So the blonde comes back the next day with brown hair she once again asks can i buy this microwave the cashier again replies no we dont sell to blondes.So one week later the blonde comes back with gray hair and once again asks can i buy this microwave the cashier says no we dont sell to blondes. Well the blonde says how do you know im a blonde well i know you dont wear glasses and only blondes couldnt figure this out its not a microwave its a t.v.
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