Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde and the grenade riddles


What do you do if a blonde throws a granade at...

Casino Player


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the cr...

Speeding Ticket


A blonde female police officer stops a blonde ...

Free Drinks


A bloke in a bar downs a couple of beers, and ...

Blonde Homesteaders


What did the blonde mother say to the blonde d...

Marriage


What's the disease that paralyzes blondes belo...

Bigfoot Blonde


Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blond...

The elevator


A businessman approached the elevator in his o...

Steelhead Trout


Three blonds are sitting by the side of a rive...

What a blonde


there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde...

Blonde at a store


The blonde walks into a store and askes the cl...

Frozen Blondes


Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
...

Why did the blonde d


Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A:...

Blonde


3 girls walk into a bar the blonde one trips

Ring the bell


Passing an office building late one night, a b...

Airline captain


An airline captain was helping a new blonde fl...

Blondes and TV's


One day a blonde walked into a electronics sto...

People make you cry(for a blond)


Q)How do you make a blond laugh
A)HAHA Im b...

Fill Er Up!


A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver'...

BLOND


There was some people an a plane and they thre...

Two Brain Cells


Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cell...

Those Bondes


Why is a blondes coffin triangular??
cause wh...

Myscito and the blonde


whats the diffrence between a blonde and a mys...

The Blonde's Revenge!


The Blonde's Revenge!


* Why are brunettes so...

Hold that thought


Q: what is the blonde doing when she holds her...