Free Drinks

A bloke in a bar downs a couple of beers, and the blond
bartender informs him he owes $4. "But I paid, don't you
remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If
you said you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells
the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of
whether his customers have paid.


The second man then ruses in, orders a beer and later pulls the
same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take
your word for it."


Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and
tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar
and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender
leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here
tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both
claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to
get punched right in the nose."


"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds.
"Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."