The Blonde's Revenge!


The Blonde's Revenge!


* Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.


* What's black, blue, and brown and lying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.


* What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it!


* What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.


* Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.


* What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.


* What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"


* What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage


* Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

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