Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Potato


there was a blonde,brunett,and a black haired ...

Two blonde crooks


Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The f...

Drowning In A Pickup


There were two brunettes in the front of a tru...

what do u get when blondes r in a bubmereen?


There are a lot of blonds in a submereen how d...

the blonde and the r


What is the diference between a blonde and a r...

Seeds


What did the blonde say when she looked in a C...

Swimming Lesson


What did the blonde say to her swimming instru...

The Tragedy at the Mall


Did you hear bout the tragedy at the mall??


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A Dumb Blonde


How Can You Tell When A Blonde Stuffs Her Bra?...

blondes


how do you turn off a blondes bed room light?
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She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.


Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She g...

How to drown a blonde.


How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and s...

Ready, aim FIRE!!!!!


One day a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette w...

"I said: I'm drunk!"


Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?...

The blond and her computer


one day there was this blond and she got on he...

The Hitch-hiking Blonde


Once there was a blonde who was hitch-hiking o...

Has that blonde gone yet?


Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has th...

How to keep a blonde


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scro...

The holes


A blonde was helping her mother in the kitchen...

She was run over by the ambones machine.


Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?
A: She...

So Relieved!


A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picki...

ice cream


Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eati...

Blondes kill birds?


how do blondes kill birds?
Throw them off a c...

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?...


What does a blonde think an innuendo is?


An ...

Ouch!


A blonde walks into a building....you would ha...