One day a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette were captured by the army. The soldier goes to shoot them, and says "Any last words?"
The red head says "ah! a storm! look!" And points behind the soldier. The soldier turns to look, and the red head runs away.
The brunette says "hurricane! hurricane! and points behind the soldier. The soldie turns to look, and the brunette runs away.
The blonde says "fire! fire!" And puts her hands on her head. The soldier pulls out his gun and shoots her.
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