Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Headphones


a blonde walks into a barber shop and says to ...

Stop and Go


There was a blonde walking down
a sidewalk an...

Blonde painting


This blonde decides one day that she is sick a...

Blonde selling car


A blonde tried to sell her old car.


She was...

Mental Health


"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotli...

Knees


Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees? ...

Artificial intelligence


What do you call it when a blonde dies her hai...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?...

Broken Leg


Q:How Did The Blonde Break Her Leg
A:She Trip...

Blonde Pastry


what did the blond say when she opened up a bo...

Busy Blonde


Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?


...

London Seats


Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blon...

The Y2K Blonde!


Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:


TO: My ...

A blonde's car breaks down, so she walks to...


A blonde's car breaks down, so she walks to th...

Did you hear about t


Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's ...

To remind her that "toes go in first."


Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoe...

the blonde and the b


there was a boy who liked a blonde and so one ...

Party store


This blonde walked into a party store and aske...

Tracks


Tree blondes were walking through the forest w...

The Sick Blonde...


A blonde came home from her first day commutin...

Blondes and turtles


Q:What do blondes and turtles have in common?A...

Did You Hear?


Did you hear about the blonde who...


had mor...

A flying blond


Why did the Blonde jump off the Empire State B...

The fall


if a 300 pound blonde and a 123 pound brunett ...

Thief!


A blonde gets into her car, immediately grabs ...