A blonde gets into her car, immediately grabs her cell phone and
calls 911.
911: What's the problem?
Blonde: I just got in my car and I noticed that someone has
stolen the dash board, the steering wheel, the pedals,
everything.
911: Ok, someone will be there in a second.
The blonde hangs up and gets back into her car. A few seconds
later, she calls 911 again.
911, (realizing that that person has called seconds before): Yes?
Blonde, (laughing): Never mind, I was in the backseat!!
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