Missing husband


A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.


The police arrive and ask for a description.


She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.


The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."


The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.


She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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