Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde Goes ice fishing


A blonde once decided to go ice fishing. She d...

Day Off


A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she...

How do blondes pierce their ears?


Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They ...

Inflatable Pants


A very dumb blonde was having trouble keeping ...

a blonde and a brunette fall out of an airoplane....


a blonde and a brunette fall out of an airopla...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put spikes in t...

The Beach


There is this man sitting on the beach. A woma...

The blondes road trip


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go for a r...

Good ranchers


Why don't blondes make good cattle ranchers?
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Cooking


Why don't blondes double recipes?


The oven d...

How can you tell when a blonde is wearing...


How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pant...

Telegram


A blonde sends her sister to pick up a bull.
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The blonde in open


whats the best football position a blonde play...

8 cents more


A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases ...

Jaguar Mix-up


One day during High School Language Arts, the ...

Bolingball


What is the diference between a blonde and a b...

Nail


A farmer is giving his blonde wife last-minute...

Air bag


What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?


An ...

Marines and blonde


Three marines were stranded on a desert island...

Blonde quickies 101-120


101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry yo...

Bottom Deodorant


The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the ...

Proofreader


Q. Which job did the blonde do at the M&M ...

Wave at her.


How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tre...

Laugh on saturday


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
T...

The loss of engines


Two blondes were flying to Miami from Clevelan...