A blonde sends her sister to pick up a bull.
She picks up the bull but now has no way to get home.So she goes to the post office to send out a telegram.
cashier: can i help you
Sister: yes, um.. how many words can i send with this much money?
cashier: one word.
(she thinks & thinks & thinks until she finds the perfect word)
Sister:comfortable
Cashier: why comfortable??
Sister: my sisters a dumb blonde, she will read it slowly!!!!!!
(come-for-the-bull!!)
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