Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Air Head on a Beer


Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?...

Blonde Joke


Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
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Walk through the park


One day a burnette and a blond lady were walki...

The Three Irishmen


One day three blondes were in a car and they w...

Dead blonde in a closet?


Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet...

Bad day for a blonde


How do you know when a blonde is having a bad ...

Blonde Movie


Once there was a blonde and a burnette sitting...

Unfertilized.


Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfert...

drowning


How do you drown a blonde?Put a mirror at the ...

Pregnant


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
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Chain - link


Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?...

Bambi Too


One day, my friends and I were discussing who ...

The pan was too small


A blonde had just gotten back from her honeymo...

Blonde at a football game


A blonde went to a football game with her boyf...

Lipstick on Steering Wheel


Why was there lipstick on the steering wheel o...

An interpreter.


Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde o...

Message To Mom


A blonde goes into a world wide message center...

Ghhghn


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde...

Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?


Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to ...

BRUNETTE


Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER...

Roll Down the Window


There was three girls a brown head, a red head...

What do you call a blonde in the closet?


What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1...

Blonde gullibility


how many blonde jokes are there?
none because...