A blonde had just gotten back from her honeymoon and was cooking roast beef. Before she put it in the pan she cut off the end. Her husband asked her,"why do you do that?" "thats the way my mother did it,"the blonde replied.So they asked her mother who was also blonde why she cut the end off the roast beef,"thats the way my mother did it,"So they asked her mother who was also a blonde why she did it and she said, "because the pan was too small."
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