Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Smartest Blonde


Who is the smartest blonde?A golden retreiver!

Death


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her...

Women


a few jokes for your enjoyment:


one day, a b...

Beer Bottle


Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in...

How Do You Pronounce This Place?


There were these two Canadians vacationing in ...

Blonde Horse Ride


This blonde had a near death experience the ot...

The helpful blonde


A blonde was walking down the one side of a ri...

"21,21,21"


One day a blonde was walking along railroad tr...

Patatoes


There were three girls in a car. One was a red...

Blonde


Q. How do you drown a blonde?


A. Put a scrat...

How do you know that a blonde cut your grass....


How do you know that a blonde cut your grass.....

A blonde male


Three business men were sitting in a bar, drin...

Smart Blondes


What do you call a smart blonde?


A golden re...

Blonde's new car


A blonde just bought a new $80,000 sports car....

She's Not a Bad


I'm not saying that my wife is a bad driver, b...

Bananas


Two blondes were riding a train for the first ...

Like GST


Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods ...

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?


(I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Job interview


The executive was interviewing a young blonde ...

hockey team


What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? T...

It�s OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."


Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked ov...

Show Me Your License


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding a...

Fire Truck


A blonde calls up the fire department to repor...

Vroom-Screech


What goes 'vroom-screech-vroom-screech'? A blo...

Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link...


Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fe...