Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonds getting told by a red head


A blond is as cute as my great great great (et...

How to teach a blonde maths


How do you teach a blonde maths?


Plus her he...

Blond walks in


blond walks in a store. she asks to buy a tv. ...

Keys locked in the car by a Blonde


Two blondes are locked out of their car. They ...

How do you change a blonde's mind?...


How do you change a blonde's mind?


Blow in h...

Blondy


Q:What do you call a clever blonde?
A:A golde...

The blonde plumers


why did the blonde plumers go to and stand by ...

Other ear


A blonde hurries into the emergency room late ...

To Drown


Q: How do you drown a blonde?


A1: Put a mirr...

Tight Skirt


In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a bea...

The 6 o'clock News


A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'cl...

Blonde and her job interview...


A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in a...

How to cut off a blonde's ears:


To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades o...

How does a blonde commit suicide?...


How does a blonde commit suicide?


She gather...

What does a blonde o


Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Blondes do their best


A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typ...

Stranded blonde


a blond, a brunette and a redhead are straned ...

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?


Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (Wit...

"Give Her Another Chance!"


At a blonde convention a speaker stood up at t...

Women Drivers


A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

Where's the Calorie


Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Pep...

Tire Tread Marks


Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on...

Ducks


A blonde, brunet, and red head all went to hea...

Blone: Job Interview: Indiana Jones


There were three girls waiting to have a job i...

Blonde & Brunette


A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:0...