Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

White-out


Why did the blonde use white-out on her comput...

Blondes & the Genie


Three blondes were walking through the desert ...

Two Blondes in the W


Two blondes were walking in the woods when the...

Ponytails


Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?...

The pop machine.


There was a beautiful young blonde who was goi...

#EANF#


hahahahahahahhahaha what are u doin shut up pe...

Did you hear about the blonde who......


Did you hear about the blonde who...


...thou...

Breathe


There was a blonde and a redhead in a store
a...

Heartbreake


one day a jasmine(who is a blonde) and her bes...

A smart blonde


Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde...

Hanging


A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide b...

Blonde Nurse?


Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperatur...

Blondes breaking their arms


How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves...

Car trouble


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to un...

The Smart Blonde


A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each...

Blonde On Either Side


Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde o...

Three blondes


why did the three blondes jump off the top of ...

Mistress...


This married couple was enjoying a dinner out ...

Dead Or Alive


An office exec was interviewing a blonde for a...

Confuse a blonde


how do you confuse a blonde...
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The Highjacker


During a routine flight out of New York, a blo...

Dumb Blondes


How do you keep a blond at home?
Build a circ...

Small Objects


Why didn't the blonde give her boyfriend a blo...

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?


Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen ...

Blonde and the Firemen!


A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a b...