During a routine flight out of New York, a blond passenger stood
up on, pulled out a gun, and announced, "I'm taking over this
plane. Take me to Chicago."
A stewardess walked over to the blond and whispered in his ear,
"We're already going to Chicago."
"Oh. Good." The blond then sat back down.
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