There was a blonde and a redhead in a store
and the blonde had headsets over her ears
and the redhead said...
redhead: Take those off the workers will think u stole them.
blonde: I can not or I will die.
redhead: Very funny now take them off!
blonde: I can not or will die!
So the redhead takes the headset off a the blonde dies. So the redhead puts the headphones on and listen to what it says.
And it says "Breathe in breathe out. Breathe in breathe out."
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