Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A...

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? ...

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked t...

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. On...

Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to bl...

Q: What did the blonde's dentist find?

Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth...

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped ou...

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: Daaaddy...

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers d...

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

Q: What did the blonde think of the new compute...

How do you kill a blonde?

How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an sa...

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get ...

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flum...

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour ...

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--...

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitra...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELE...