Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blond...

A German woman is walking down the street.

A German woman is walking down the street. Elev...

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of in...

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a b...

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus?

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44...

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithfu...

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: Sh...

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the ma...

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on t...

Q: How does a blonde high-5?

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks hers...

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? ...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: ...

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a di...

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a li...

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - th...

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the ...

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No m...

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out sh...

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacke...

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: T...