Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her d...

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire had reached the final plateau.

A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire h...

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A...

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby...

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

An airline captain was breaking in a very prett...

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy.

Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and ...

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending...

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her...

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval des...

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A...

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregn...

Q: What can save a dying blonde?

Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transp...

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard befor...

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three time...

Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: Ther...

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?...

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving bir...

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Giv...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost ca...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?...