For her son's surprise birthday, a blonde calls the local bakery to order a cake.
Baker: Hello there.
Blonde: Hi, I'd like to order a Chocolate Cake for my son's birthday!
Baker: Sure, what would you like the cake to say?
The blonde, covers the phone to ask her husband.
"Honey, do we want a talking cake?"
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