The Blonde and the Earbuds

A blonde regularly sits in the office with a pair of earbuds in. Because of this, she regularly doesn't hear her boss. One day, the boss calls out to her, and for the umpteenth time the blonde doesn't hear him. Fed up, the boss stomps over to her desk, rips off her earphones and begins to yell at her.

 

Soon, the blonde topples onto the desk and lays still.

 

The boss prods her. She's dead! He glances at the earphones still held in his hand. Obviously confused at how this could have happened, he gingerly puts them on, but instead of music, he hears something strange - a looping recorded voice:

 

"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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