Killing a Bird
You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by t...
Bird Jokes
Sick Bird
Q: What is the definition of a sick bird?
A:...
Well that's no good
All lazy peoples' slogan must be "The early bir...
The Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spot...
Chicken test
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration...
Never talk to the parrot
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her ...
Passing A Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and ...
Rooster and a Duck??
Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duc...
Goony Bird
After many years of marriage, a husband turned ...
Bird Legs
A young college student had stayed up all night...
Bird Cookin'
According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the...
The Pessimist
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new...
The Bird Question
A blond named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To...
Having a Very Bad Day
~~You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... ~~
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Birdseed
A blonde walked into the pet store and, after l...
Weird Useless Facts
1. George Washington isn't the first president....
A Sailor
A sailor trying to sneak back to his ship about...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a l...
Sleep on It!
A girl named Melissa was having a birthday part...
Bus Driver
A man was out of work, and he was combing throu...
Absurd Inventions
Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? ...
Stones and Birds
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to kill 2 ston...
The Parrot
THIS JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY
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One Good Beak...
Upon retirement, Dave had realized that he had ...
5 Jokes
1) How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns...